i was asleep yesterday morning, minding my own business…when KITTY attempted to jump in bed with me.

if you don’t have a cat you may not understand that their claws are drawn to do such an act…

AND…

i was too close to the edge and wearing a tank top when his claws met my chest.

i awoke to the moment of his attempt and screamed in excruciating pain and later worried if it would leave a scratching paw print mark…

it didn’t.

although, it would be proper punishment for all the laughs my friends and i have had about those paw print tattoos.