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special delivery: AIR JORDAN 5 RETRO PACK & MY DAD’S HOMEMADE HOT SAUCE

as i was sitting at my desk, doing work and taking Photo Booth pictures with my new favorite toy, RICKY & DEE’S LEGO CIGARETTE…the buzzer rang!


*i don’t smoke or even like it when other people smoke, but i love playing with fake cigarettes…go figure!


*no…these are not for being stylish, these are prescription and i’ve had them for 3 years now. i’m blind as you can see.

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Interior – Home Office – Day

BUZZER rings loudly in the background…”BUZZZ”

she runs to the door to answer. she’s excited. “what or who could it be” she thinks. she presses the button on the plastic box beside the door, “hello?”. a friendly female voice replies “fedex for…uh…vash-a-tee?”. the girl giggles at the mispronunciation and buzzes in the fedex employee.


*she has a moment of insanity…


*very impressive…


*i will love these twins like i birthed them myself!

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right after that, another buzz at the door and it’s UPS.

my POPS has sent me home-made hot sauce!!! my west indian people might recognize this sight. the random jar (be it mayonaise or an old jam jar) in the fridge filled with a very spicy (yet flavorful) mixture, sometimes with tape on the top. i love it!!!

VERY VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO BRANDIS AND ASTOR AT BRAND JORDAN!

AND TO MY POPS…WAIT…HE DOESN’T USE A COMPUTER NOR DOES HE HAVE ACCESS TO MY BLOG…I’LL JUST CALL HIM.

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  • Go Va$htie! Black&red jordans now u can switch them up like you like mitch match yurrr and a jar of pica daddy yurrr hot sauce gum comming soon yurrr love you bye

  • Ha Im blind too :) .... The red ones are my favorite though I wouldnt mind having both .... Mayne you got the hookups Va$htie

  • Damn that hot sauce looks good!
    kinda looks like Marie Sharps hot sauce (belize)..

    loved the short story!

  • Hey vash , I was wondering .. How can I git one of those dee and ricky cigarette pins ? I think they look so cool.

  • come off those red joints. you don't rock kicks anymore & you need to share that hot sauce.

  • Lol I am SO jealous about that package. I was trying to get my sister to buy em for me. I have the 6/17 pack from last summer but due to college & the declined income I've been slacking.

    iLOVE your blog btw. & i downloaded gone fishing when it came out i'm glad to see i'm not the only one who got it!

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