*LITTLE BROTHER IS WATCHING BIG BROTHER” – CLAYTON PATTERSON

*SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR PRINT SHORTS…only on the L TRAIN…WILLIAMSBURGERS!

*JORDAN SET

“BORN RICH”, BRIAN PUMPER & PATRON…

*thank you for the congratulations toast on my JORDAN collaboration. i normally avoid shots like student loan operators calling to collect – but, this was a very auspicious occasion. thanks to JERMAINE and friends for good laughs!

*ELLE complained that her ankle was hurting. i told her, “well at least your titties look good”!