I bought you as a present to myself after I lost my HEAD PORTER WALLET. I can recall walking into the LOUIS VUITTON store, dead bent on never losing my wallet again — so I bought you, the MURAKAMI CHERRY POCHETTE with the chain. This was long before it became a super massive and annoying trend. When the chain had a function that was promising. After a few years of wear and tear, your chain would break but LOUIS was great with free and speedy repairs. Then after the final break last year, I decided to keep you – as is and broken in my back pocket. This is what led to the death of you. I’m sorry. I love you and I miss you.
To whomever found you…EFF YOU for not returning it and enjoy my cancelled American Express Cards and Drivers Permit which shows my exaggerated and incorrect height (they don’t check those things). Most of all, enjoy the wallet – although, your karma might not be so great right now.
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Weird - some of these pics are dups that you've posted and I've never noticed it sticking out the back like that...
Notice the only thing different from the last two pics, is the hair and the chair...:-) Leg stance, check. Hands on hip, check. Stomping boots, check. Long lost wallet...:-( Karma will rear its head in your honor.
bows head *pours out a little liquor*
RIP Vashtie's wallet
awww rip purse, you had a good life :-(
I left my Wallet in el secundo
*plans on attending funeral for Vash's wallet to pay respects*
Lol aww. *Drops a couple chains into a pile* This one's for you, Cherry Louis.
salty-face