It was a chilly night as we all set out to wreck havoc on some unsuspecting TUNA TACOS, courtesy of BEAUTY & ESSEX located on ESSEX. Despite the crowd feeling like a SEX & THE CITY/ENTOURAGE episode where young rich (and mainly Upper East Side types) “own New York”, the food is phenomenal and the vibe is hip.
There was a lot of food and “drank” passed around, but I only ate a salad and oysters (East Coast, baby) because I was just coming off a cleanse. Anyways, here it is…
*SHOTS are not for me and they never were. Instead of arguing with someone who gives me shots, I try and say no and when they badger me I just say “OK” and then when everyone takes theirs I pretend to and then dump it on the floor. Not nice, but it will save you some morning misery. I once got caught doing it when Q-TIP gave me and my friends shots. He walked away from us and came back and sat right in front of my full shot glass and look directly at me like “SON?!”. Anyways, I gave the 3 shots that accumulated in front of me to some nice ladies standing near our table. They were from Boston and very sweet.
*SMOKE DZA on his telephone. I got one too that is blue for at home chit chat, but this gold one is off the hook – haha, pun intended!
*BIG K.R.I.T. and VASHTIE.
I’m super proud of this guy!
*I don’t know if they’re an “aphrodisiac”, but they are excellent for your skin. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, they’re pretty tasty.
*SHA MONEY provided endless laughs!
*ANG, SHIPES, JOHN & CASS
*CALLENDER, SMOKE DZA, DUTCH, BIG KRIT, and down low JONNY SHIPES
*The Driver was hilarious. He had a finger comb and liked to show off his combing steez.
