VASHTIE

i rarely make it out to BROOKLYN, not because i’m a borough snob – but, because i’m lazy and being underground on the train frightens me. look, i never said i wasn’t a weirdo. anyways, i gathered with the homies to bowl at the very popular BROOKLYN BOWL: OSCAR, SABEL, SCOTT WILLIAMS AKA YOUNG SCOOZLE, BILLY D., ELLE CLAY, STEPHEN AND DREW BARR, REBA, MIHAL, AMARIS, JAMEL, KRISTIAN AND A FEW OTHER FOLKS. we listened to the live sounds of VV BROWN as we ate hummus and knishes.

after we spent the early evening killing lane 8 with strikes and gutterballs, we secretly signed ELLE up for karaoke. with SABEL and OSCAR by her side, she was sure to light up the stage. at the end of it, i think OSCAR really stole the show after an impromptu bra throwing (by REBA). BROOKLYN BOWL, we need a weekly and a discount!

*ME and OSCAR!

*OSCAR kicked off the game.

*SCOTT WILLIAMS aka YOUNG SCOOZLE gets hype while KRISTIAN gets ready…

*hey there good looking, you need a date? the deviled eggs and hummus were a smash. i didn’t expect anything less from BLUE RIBBON!

*ELLE and her bowling shirt. she came correct.

*OSCAR

*STEPHEN and SCOTT WILLIAMS peruse the menu…

*DEEMEHLOW

*i always run into KIP of “TV ON THE RADIO” every time i’m in BK. we go way back!

*karaoke starts…

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get ready for some ridiculousness…i’d like to especially thank the pitcher of STRAWBERRY MARGARITAS for making this possible.