haha. as if SMOOTH MAGAZINE would ever be interested in my ass-ets. seriously. i do not knock the women in those publications…they are blessed in areas i am surely not. even if i was, i guess i just prefer my clothes on. either way, being in SMOOTH has been just as satisfying as being in NYLON as an “IT GIRL”. i just haven’t told my folks about this one – YET.

*i’m in the way back next to the penis enlargement advertisement. haha.