your favorite contributor at VASHTIE.COM is celebrating a birthday in a month and this is what she would like (in no particular order)…
1. TICKETS TO A LIVE CONAN O’BRIEN SHOW ($)
*if you really love me you’ll get me the meet and greet tickets, with the option to meet the big lug!
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2. A SWEDISH MASSAGE WITH MAE AT GREAT JONES SPA ($120)
she has hands molded by DAVINCI!
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3. CHANEL DENIM SKIPPIES ($650)
or these, despite them being sold out – i slept!
*or you could get me a discount at CHANEL! holler
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4. NEW iPHONE (i think $399)
*eeek. i think i really might be ready to divorce my blackberry and get an iPhone that will help further distract us humans from important issues like world hunger and the water crisis and global warming and fill our lives with hundreds of pointless apps. unless there is an app that solves issues like world hunger, then i stand corrected.
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5. RODARTE – HAND MARBLED SILK DRESS ($10,350)
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6. A PHOTO OPP WITH THESE BOYS (priceless)
via: AWKWARDFAMILYPHOTOS.COM
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7. TO UNDERSTAND POP CULTURE – TODAY (worthless)
everything is happening so damn fast it makes no sense. i’ve made an effort to block everything out, because it’s all too much and too distracting. i don’t know what any Kardashian is famous for or what chat roulette is…despite everyone talking about these things on social networking sites. actually, maybe i don’t want to know…i’m taking a stand! i’d rather stare at a dream catcher and imagine myself holding a swan.
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8. SHOOTING STUFF AT A SHOOTING RANGE WITH FRIENDS (i don’t know)
sounds like fun. maybe i’ll ask LUPE to coordinate.
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9. SLAP CHOP (seriously – $14.99)
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10. A DAY AT THE RACE TRACK WITH THE HOMIES- preferably SARATOGA RACE TRACK ($$)
i want to wear a big hat and white gloves and sip a mint julep!
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ARIES BABIIIESSSS!
I want an iphone for my April Bday, too!!
I'm sure there's an app for stopping world hunger.
My pops took me and my sister a shooting range once, it was wild! A lot of fun. Haha if you want I could get my dad to help you out
I'll think about it (its the thought that counts right? lol)
naw but i got you on the the slap chop & ill give you a fancy HOMEMADE Birthday CARD! lol
lmao @ slap chop. i did not expect that (even from you vash).
i def. agree with #7.
@ Whit actually shes a TAURUS. But we're all April babies so thats what counts! 4-24!!
LOL good list Vashtie! Big Hats and Mint Julips are on my list of things I must do before leaving the planet, I see no other reason to visit Kentucky besides that, lol.
i happen to have the same bday as you and this may sound corny but im honored to share a bday w someone like youu! you probably wont read this -_- but yea april 23rd.. its coming!! :)
lol @ the slap chop.. i heard that it doesn't work as good, as it looked on tv.
the chanel skippies are HAWT.
cool love the fact your a day older then me even though your a few years older! not sure why i got excited about that hahah, the slap chop is fuuny! love love that dress, and them i need a massage!
Those Chanel skippies are a def must !!
& yeaa, meet and greet with Conan ? Priceless..my 16 year old friend said she wants him as a lover lol