ELLE stayed over the other night because she had to be up bright and early. she left in the wee hours of the morning and i awoke to find this text message.

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“I hate kitty. he made so much noise last night and then this morning I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth, only to be met with his grey ass in the sink!

I tried to get him to move, but he wouldn’t. I had to brush my teeth from the tub”.